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Happy Cooler Day!

By Brian Murphy
Special to Page 2

Monday, April 4, 2005

And so I say to all of you dear friends again, as we can only do at this special time of year: Happy Cooler Day, everyone. Has the U.S. government made it an official holiday yet? If not, shame on you, feds. You find the time to preen in front of the cameras and try to play Encyclopedia Brown on baseball's steroid scandal, but don't have the time to pass a resolution declaring Cooler Day a national holiday? Assert your priorities, ladies and gentlemen. You want to get reelected? Make Cooler Da ...

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