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Feeling the Spartan spirit

By Jim Caple
Page 2

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

EAST LANSING, Mich. -- My body is bloated from a two-week diet of nothing but beer and pizza. I have a week's worth of stubble on my chin. My supply of contact lenses ran out a week ago, and I have bags under my eyes from lack of sleep. I haven't had a haircut in two months. I can't hear in my right ear and my speech has been reduced to a hoarse growl that can be understood only by a select few species of Pomeranian dogs. I'm a middle-aged goof wearing a more-or-less permanent uniform of blu ...

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