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Welcome to Tiger, Mark II

By Brian Murphy
Special to Page 2

Monday, March 7, 2005

"Welcome to Spinal Tap, Mark II ... we hope you like our new direction." – David St. Hubbins, in "Spinal Tap," announcing Derek Smalls' free-form jazz odyssey at Themeland Amusement Park Welcome, also, to Tiger Woods, Mark II. We at The Cooler like this new direction. The story of the weekend went down in Miami, where Tiger and Phil Mickelson performed golf's version of an Indian Leg Wrestle at the Ford Championship. They grapple, they sweat, they tussle – and Tiger wins. Same ol ...

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