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Out of the Clipper closet

By Bill Simmons
Page 2

Wednesday, December 1, 2004

After the Patriots and Red Sox won titles within a nine-month span, I found myself without any remaining challenges as a fan. I had climbed every mountain. I was like Garry Shandling after the final "Larry Sanders" show, at a complete loss for how to top what just happened. So I decided to go the Jack Morris route. I became a hired gun. I brought my winning résumé to a franchise that always loses. That's right ... I became a Clippers season-ticket holder. Only one outcome would be m ...

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