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Jackpot Jay's latest toxic mailbag

By Jay Lovinger
Page 2

Friday, October 15, 2004

I need your help. I've been on my journey for more than five months ... AND I'VE ONLY HEARD ONE POKER JOKE. ONE!!! Q: What's the difference between a puppy and a poker player? A: Eventually, the puppy stops whining. This makes no sense to me at all. By contrast, I haven't picked up a driver in 40 years, but I know thousands of golf jokes. My favorite printable one ... God and Moses are at the first hole, taking a few practice swings as they prepare for their monthly match. Moses, off first, ...

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