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Cards' offense relentless

By Jim Caple
ESPN.com

Tuesday, October 5, 2004

ST. LOUIS -- All right. Here are the things a starting pitcher would rather do than face the St. Louis Cardinals lineup: Go out in public wearing that wig Tom Sizemore used to portray Pete Rose in "Hustle.'' Shake hands with Moises Alou after he's performed his special pre-game "ritual.'' Share a limo with Gary Sheffield and his "pal'' Barry Bonds. Be trapped in an elevator for five hours with a Red Sox fan who wants to tell you about "how much Boston has suffered.'' And, of course, manag ...

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