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Make L.A. the center of hate

By Patrick Hruby
Special to Page 2

Friday, July 2, 2004

Dear Sports Gods, I don't ask for much; more to the point, you never grant me squat. I didn't grow to 6-foot-5 with a 45-inch vertical leap. Billy Packer doesn't come equipped with a mute button. And as far as I know, a topless women's professional beach volleyball league has yet to take off. But not to worry: there's a way you can make things up to me. Deliver Mike Krzyzewski unto the Los Angeles Lakers. Please. Por favor. Sil vou plait. I'm begging you. Send America's K-lassiest coach to A ...

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