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A painful return to wrestling

By Bill Simmons
Page 2 columnist

Monday, March 15, 2004

Wrestlemania XX. You know what that means, right? Finally ... The Sports Guy ... Has come BACK TO PAGE TWO!!!!!!!!!!! What happened to me for three weeks? Quite simply, my back went out. Just crippling, feet-numbing back pain, like I accidentally bought Larry Bird's back from the '92 playoffs on eBay. Anyway, things are better now. I felt so good yesterday, I even ordered the WWF-er, WWE's showcase event. Quick flashback: We're in the mid-'80s. I'm a dorky high school kid who happened to ...

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