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Is being an NBA coach your dream job?

By Brian Murphy
Special to Page 2

Monday, February 16, 2004

So you want to be an NBA coach? What are you, nuts? Saddam Hussein's Minister of Truth had better job security than these guys. Only one team -- one team! -- in the Eastern Conference is currently being coached by the same person who coached it at the end of last season. So many NBA coaches have been 86'ed this year that teams are adding the "Guillotine Drill" to their pre-game warm-ups, along with lay-ups. That's the drill where players mime out the actual beheading of a figurehead in a Z ...

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