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The Ballad of 2003

By Brian Murphy
Special to Page 2

Monday, December 29, 2003

It's late December, time to sum up 2003, and since "The Year in Sex" has already been co-opted -- first by Playboy, then by Page 2 -- I'm left with the age-old device: Rhyming Couplets. Worked for Shakespeare, right? Although, we must note, his sonnets were in iambic pentameter, a form far too lofty for this Page 2 correspondent. Besides, Page 2 is already in the books with the Year in Sex. Does Page 2, then, deserve the hard work of iambic pentameter? The Year in Sex. What a concept. When I ...

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