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You can't fire the owners either

By Bill Simmons
Page 2 columnist

Monday, December 29, 2003

Editor's Note: This column appears in the Jan. 5 edition of ESPN The Magazine. Because it's the holidays, and this is allegedly a sports column, you might expect me to fill the space with a list of "wacky" gifts or "absurd" predictions for athletes. Well, I wouldn't do that to you. I hate gimmicks almost as much as I hate WNBA scores on the 10-minute ticker. Still, I think I'm allowed one sports wish for the upcoming year. And I think it should be something original and life-altering-not "I h ...

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