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Suns fall over themselves

By Scott Howard-Cooper
Special to ESPN.com

Thursday, December 18, 2003

Frank Johnson has been fired, Amare Stoudemire has been hurt, Jake Tsakalidis has been traded, and now they have to worry about Andie McDowell hanging around. Every. Single. Day. Ordinarily, this is not such a bad thing. Ordinarily, this is four-on-one-fastbreak good. Except she's got that rodent with her and keeps opening the sports section to the same page, the one with the NBA standings, and parades that in front of the Phoenix Suns. The last-place Phoenix Suns. "I don't believe it," cent ...

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