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Where's the Choreography Police?

By Ray Ratto
Special to ESPN.com

Monday, December 15, 2003

You can smell it in the air, and keep the smart remarks to yourselves. There's a backlash a-comin', villagers, and it's a-comin' hard and fast. This time, it's celebration backlash, and it's going to land all over Joe (I'm On The) Horn, and Chad (Will Mime For Food) Johnson, and Kevan (Two Touchdowns, Two Fumbles) Barlow, and T.J. (Scoreboard? What Scoreboard?) Duckett, and to a slightly more understandable level, Tyrone (Weather Channel) Poole. These gentlemen all scored touchdowns Sunday (we ...

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