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If it were only as simple as a voluntary test ...

By Jim Litke
Associated Press

Wednesday, July 2, 2003

Just in case the PGA Tour ever gets serious about testing for illegal equipment, cheaters are advised to memorize the following: ''This is my practice driver. I have it just to put on a show for the fans. I like to make people happy and I do that on the driving range.'' Pause and then look mournfully into the camera. ''I was getting ready for my round and I picked the wrong club. I feel sorry. I apologize to the tour, my fellow golfers and my fans.'' It might not look lik ...

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