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Bring on Awesome April

By Jason Whitlock
Page 2 columnist

Friday, March 28, 2003

This column is about the male nipple, its longing for attention and its inability to nurture. Women need to understand the male nipple, how greedy and selfish and sneaky it is, how it stunts the growth of any woman who doesn't wean off it. Women's college basketball is foolishly and destructively attached to the nipple of men's college basketball. That's why the women's NCAA Tournament continues to be held under the debilitating shadow of Dick Vitale's Big Dance. If the men and women running ...

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