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Roast Your Rivals!

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Thursday, November 21, 2002

It's Rivalry Week, and we asked our users for their best jokes from college football's best rivalries. Here they are, just in time to get you in the mood for this weekend's games.   For: Oregon Against: Oregon State What do you get when you breed a ground hog and an Oregon State Beaver? Six more weeks of bad football! Mike Oregon For: Minnesota Against: Wisconsin How many Badger fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. Two to screw in the lightbulb and two to talk about h ...

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