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Readers chip in with 'Caddyshack' lines

By Bill Simmons
Page 2 columnist

Thursday, September 12, 2002

Last week's "Plug in your own text for the leftover Caddyshack quotes" contest drew hundreds of e-mails, so we threw some of the best ones on this page. And if you sent something in that didn't get picked, well ... thank you very little. On to the responses ... "I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner." How can this be applied to anybody but Martin Gramatica? (OK, maybe his brother Bill, but he got his when he injured his knee celebrating last year). Has there ever been a player in t ...

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