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Previewing the fall line for the AFC

By Gregg Easterbrook
Special to Page 2

Monday, August 19, 2002

Still nothing but ersatz preseason football-like substance -- the sports equivalent of Diet Water, the incredible new sports drink Tuesday Morning Quarterback will soon be marketing. Drink new Diet Water, the zero-content high-profit-margin beverage made with elements from nature's own Periodic Table! Diet Water contains nothing but hydrogen and oxygen atoms, blended together in a classic formula. Found on comets, the poles of Mars and on three-fourths of Earth's surface, Diet Water is the drin ...

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