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By John Buccigross
Special to ESPN.com Monday, June 3, 2002 I don't like airports. HIT THE ICE by Michael Fischer TOONS ON ICE Hockey (www.toonsonice.com) I don't like arriving two hours before my flight takes off. I don't like ticket counter lines. I don't like the stale, hospital linoleum aura of the terminal gates. I don't like molding my 6-foot-4 body, comprised largely of ectomorphian legs, into an accordion like state to accommodate airplane seats constructed to fit the specifications of Darren Robert Pang...when he was six. I don't ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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