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The seven voyages of Kobe

By Ralph Wiley
Page 2 columnist

Wednesday, May 15, 2002

Like the Seven Names of Jose Canseco, the Seven Voyages of Kobe are not to be confused with the Seven Crucial Moves of Kobe in the category of things that are ... well, frankly, unstoppable. You been watching This Guy? Of course, he's so off the charts we shouldn't call him "This Guy," even though calling athletes "This Guy" is now habit among us working the World's Greatest Dodge, watching pro ball games for worm sign. "This Guy's a Steroid Baby -- he never makes the Hall." "People laugh ...

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