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Lord, he was born a ramblin' man

By Bill Simmons
Page 2 columnist

Thursday, April 25, 2002

Thoughts while wondering why Buttermaker didn't bring Kelly Leak in to pitch in the sixth inning ... I just want to be there 20 years from now when the guy who paid $10,000 for Luis Gonzalez's gum is entertaining guests and says, "Come into the den, I want to show you Luis Gonzalez's chewed gum." Do NHL teams borrow the musical soundtracks during hockey games from local strip joints, or is it vice-versa? When it comes right down to it, I've never had bad fries at a bowling alley. We're i ...

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