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By Hunter S. Thompson
Page 2 columnist Tuesday, March 19, 2002 Animals! Animals! I have always hated Animals, especially at this time of year. They wander in and out of the house, babbling and drooling on each other, and the snow keeps piling up, up, up, then flooding with filth when it melts. ... Yes sir, haven't I been telling you all along that March is a horrible month? It sucks in nine-thousand ways. But not all ways, as it turns out. No. George Plimpton was born in March, along with my son and his son, and the bastard child of Charles Manson. Hot da ... Activate your ESPN Profile!
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