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Yup ... These are my readers

By Bill Simmons
Page 2 columnist

Wednesday, February 6, 2002

If Joe Torre were the manager of the Page 2 pitching staff, he would be walking slowly to the mound, signalling to the bullpen, taking the ball from me and slapping me on the butt. I'm done. Stick a fork in me. After an inspiring New Orleans run that was replete with six columns, a couple death threats, loads of gambling, some Hurricanes, more Gumbo than any human being has ever eaten in a nine-day span -- as well as a freaking SUPER BOWL TITLE FOR THE PATS -- I'm sitting out for a few days, r ...

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