You knew it was just a matter of time before someone dedicated a music video to America's favorite mouth-breather, Eli Manning. Turn down the sound in your cubicle and listen to the catchy tune.
The image of Junior Seau in a Catwoman suit is the biggest payoff moment by far. I'm afraid Bill Belichick spy humor no longer has any shelf life, though.
After the song, stick around for the breakaway hit, "Cry Me A River T.O." Back with more hard-hitting football analysis in a few moments.
Right now, I'm holed up with ESPN Bracketologist Joe Lunardi arguing over whether Baylor should be a No. 4 or No. 5 seed at this point. Since many of you have asked for more college basketball on Hashmarks, I should tell you that Baylor (15-2) has made its first appearance in the AP Top 25 since 1969.
For some reason, the ESPN poll has Clemson at No. 25, but we're hoping to clear this up later today.
