When your best offseason move is hiring a Munich-based composer to come up with two new fight songs, you must be the Houston Texans.
But fear not brave Texans fans. The franchise is planning to keep Clay Walker's groundbreaking Football Time in Houston in the rotation.
Most of my friends from Houston will never get over this song:
Look out football, here we come,
Houston Oilers, number one.
Houston has the Oilers, the greatest football team.
We take the ball from goal to goal like no one's ever seen.
We're in the air, we're on the ground ... always in control
And when you say the Oilers, you're talking Super Bowl. 'Cause we're the Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers, Number One.
Yes, we're the Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers, Number One. We've got the offense.
We've got the defense.
We give the other team no hope. 'Cause we're the Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers,
You know we're gonna hold the rope.
